hoktauri:

riordam:

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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This is some sort of nightvale shit

all hail the concrete orb

(via egg-rolls)

genderqueergiraffe:

lemonstolemons:

orangelemonart:

lets talk about how the gender neutral wardrobe is boyish clothes because feminine clothes aren’t considered neutral

and it’s totally connected with the idea that men are the default

^^^^^^^

(via egg-rolls)

untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

(via cumfort)

"Even death has a heart."

Markus ZusakThe Book Thief (via feellng)

(via assassins-only-meow)

unconflated:

that moment when you mess up a word so often it becomes a default auto correct

(via sagihairius)

scientifrick:

this just in facebook hiring carrots in an attempt to infiltrate us

scientifrick:

this just in facebook hiring carrots in an attempt to infiltrate us

(via humoristics)

moirails:

someone at school today said ‘xD’ out loud like EX DEEEEE and i didn’t think i’d ever have to be faced with that

(via andrewquo)

l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

(via kanyewesticle)

blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

(Source: asscop, via relahvant)