dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

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backdoorteenmom:


lol and you think government conspiracies aren’t real?

backdoorteenmom:

lol and you think government conspiracies aren’t real?

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warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

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i-need-the-pie-bitch:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

(Source: rosaeverdeen, via pizza)

So la da di da di, we like to party, 

Dancing with Miley

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guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

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