Bae: Come over
Me: I'm in me mum's car
Bae: My parents aren't home
Me: Broom Broom

xons:

do u ever smell weed and wonder where that chill person is

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therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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beauxbatons:

vine is great because my attention span is literally six seconds

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lanturd:

sharkrobot:

lanturd:

THIS IS THE BEST EYE I HAVE EVER DRAWN OH MY GOD

now do the other one

you’re welcome

lanturd:

sharkrobot:

lanturd:

THIS IS THE BEST EYE I HAVE EVER DRAWN OH MY GOD

now do the other one

imageyou’re welcome

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krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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