maniacaltoaster:

H… how could you do something so horrible? That chair is the single greatest of all mobile chairs.

maniacaltoaster:

H… how could you do something so horrible? That chair is the single greatest of all mobile chairs.

(Source: memewhore, via awkwardvagina)

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via lanturd)

mysharona1987:

Some more funny book dedications.

(via superstingy)

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

(Source: moaninglisasmile, via andrewquo)

lepreas:

u think white ppl don’t have problems??? yeah well where’s my upper lip

(via marilynmonrow)

themselfff:

I WANT MORE MUPPETS ON MY DASH

(Source: loversdreamersandyou, via marilynmonrow)

jacklives:

"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"

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(via marilynmonrow)